Alligator Alcatraz, the migrant detention center in the Florida Everglades, is surrounded by swamps infested with massive Burmese pythons.

Dear reader, it was not a log: it was a 20-foot Australian Scrub python (Simalia kinghorni), one of the largest species in the world and the largest in the country.

Satoshi Nakamoto, the anonymous creator of Bitcoin, is the 11th richest man in the world. His fortune of 1.096 million BTC currently equates to $129.23 billion.