Ebony and Ivory is the love child of David Lynch and Monty Python, but not in a good way or a bad way, just in its own, unmistakably Hosking way.

For their 15th wedding anniversary, Katie Walley-Weigert and her husband decided to take a beach vacation with their young son. But the trip didn't go as planned. Walley-Weigert wound up needing to ...