Jul 13, 2017 · Return car if the string begins with "Java" and does not include "JavaScript". Otherwise, return carpet. The new pattern-matching tag needs a wiki. Please contribute if you …

Jan 7, 2010 · Java is to Javascript what Car is to Carpet. "The language's name is the result of a co-marketing deal between Netscape and Sun, in exchange for Netscape bundling Sun's Java …

Oct 29, 2008 · Java is a statically typed language; JavaScript is dynamic. Java is class-based; JavaScript is prototype-based. Java constructors are special functions that can only be called …

Apr 28, 2018 · That's the joke. The handle this meme was posted from satirizes non-technical recruiters, and this recruiter is confused that Java != JavaScript.

Nov 30, 2023 · This comparison might seem odd at first, but it perfectly encapsulates the essence of the Java-JavaScript conundrum. The analogy was inspired by two thought-provoking …

Mar 27, 2015 · Java is to JavaScript as Alf is to Gandalf. Nice, here's one which works outside English. Have my upvote good sir. I've had to correct administration several levels above me …

Oct 4, 2018 · A rather famous focus in the web development community compares both languages as: Java is to JavaScript as Car is to Carpet. Meaning they are in no way directly …

May 3, 2020 · Here’s a collection of the funniest programming quotes I heard on the work floor, mixed with some history and best practices as well. Let’s go! 1. Java is to Javascript like car is...

Feb 20, 2020 · java is to JavaScript what Honda is to Toyota. They're sooo different. It's almost as if whoever named them named them like that so people who know the difference can get …

The meme brutally murders the misconception that Java and JavaScript are related just because they share "Java" in their names. It's like assuming cars and carpets are related because they …