Malbolge (/ mælˈboʊldʒ /) is a public domain esoteric programming language invented by Ben Olmstead in 1998, named after the eighth circle of hell in Dante 's Inferno, the Malebolge.

Apr 29, 1996 · Comparisons to Java may be misplaced since – despite all the hype – Java’s only a programming language while Inferno’s a whole new network operating system and …

4 days ago · Some programming languages helped send humans to the moon, some are cooking up new leukemia drugs, and some exist just to fuck with you. Brainfuck is a minimalist …

Jun 15, 2021 · There are many esoteric programming languages, but it is difficult to classify them because each one follows its own peculiar rules. In this article, I will write about the ones that …

Sep 17, 2021 · Hell is a stand-up meeting where Steve spends eternity talking about this funny little thing he noticed in the Base64 encoding function, and then segues into a TED talk on his …

Dec 6, 2011 · Classpath hell is an unfortunate consequence of dynamic linking of the kind carried out by Java. Your program is not a fixed entity but rather the exact set of classes loaded by a …

Jan 17, 2017 · JAR hell is a term similar to DLL hell used to describe all the various ways in which the classloading process can end up not working. Three ways JAR hell can occur are: A …

Dec 15, 2008 · C# would be Mormonism - At first glance, it’s the same as Java, but at a closer look you realize that it’s controlled by a single corporation (which many Java followers believe …

Aug 5, 2023 · It's the only language that successfully made me quit programming for a substantial amount of time, though. I hate the "but muh language is better" discourse, but Java is just on …

Imagine taking JavaScript's type coercion, PHP's inconsistent naming conventions, C++'s memory management, Python's GIL, and Java's verbosity—then mashing them into one …